Spider Pig
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My wife Charlotte is going to find out now.
When she was sleeping after a night shift I would entertain my son by holding him upside down and walking him across the ceiling singing:
Spider-Pig, Spider-Pig, Does whatever a Spider-Pig does. Can he swing from a web? No, he can't, he's a pig. Look out, he is a Spider-Pig!
We both thought it was hilarious.
One time, the last time, we did this I didn't see how dirty his feet were and left a trail of his tiny footprints across the white ceiling.
I got most of them off but two remain. 9 years later they just won't come off.
I'm eating breakfast looking at my ceiling. I could paint it but I like looking at them every now and then as it makes me happy.
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